Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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