when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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