If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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