Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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