My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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