Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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