On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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