My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
There r osticjed everywhere
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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