I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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