I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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