i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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