Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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