Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
