Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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