she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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