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(506): View more from New Brunswick

haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off

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(917): View more from New York City

I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out

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(631): View more from New York

Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

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Oh good your over him

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(248): View more from Michigan

Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..

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(949): View more from California

he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.

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