I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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