Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
no you cant smoke seaweed
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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