It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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