you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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