We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
