Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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