I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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