I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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