omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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