Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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