i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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