you win again, gameday.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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