Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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