did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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