Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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