everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She's the barista slut.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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