it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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