What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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