Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I am mentally ready for anal.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
