That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
