Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Actions speak louder than pants.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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