dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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