it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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