As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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