Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just pee around me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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