I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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