White coat. Heels.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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