yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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