he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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