Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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