it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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