I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You're so nebulous sometimes
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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