No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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