only if we run a train.
done.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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