it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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