so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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