he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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