Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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