I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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